Saturday, December 21, 2013

The Failship of the [Quest_Item]. Episode 8: Optimal Cheese

Radlius:  Alright are we ready to do this?

Chronomax: Yeah, let’s go.  Nyteshadow: do your thing

Nyteshadow: Very well.  I call upon my Dark Master and summon a carpet of gravesmoke about my feet.  Arranging the stole of the Ninth Mother across my shoulders, I throw the portal to the Dark Baron’s chamber open.  A cavalcade of bats issue forth from my underskirts, singing their umbral song!

Radlius: Bwa!

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Mustache Force

Holy crapola, Mustache Force is done!  Come get you some...

Featuring two Arcane Backgrounds (Machismo and Manimal) and a bunch of other horseshit that I shamelessly culled from a misspent youth watching 70's and 80's style action movies.

I'll just let it speak for itself here.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Failship of the [Quest_Item], Episode 7

Iron Spikes, 50 Flasks of Oil and a 10' Pole:

DM:  As you finish looting Gwydion’s corpse, Baron Malfane stands from his skull-encrusted throne and addresses you…

Baron Malfane:  Well, well, well, if it isn’t a band of adventurers!  I see you have already set upon each other like wild dogs – perhaps I should just wait for you to do my work for me, eh?  Muahahaha!  Come, my orcs, laugh with me…  Laugh louder, dammit!
Kestrel:  That figure looks stupid.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Wasted Years Update

Thanks to some feedback from one of my readers (Sebastien!) I have decided to make a few small updates to Wasted Years, which you can download now.  Nothing too major, just clarifying a few things around running Robot characters and dealing with the loss of essential humanity.  Also slipped a couple of new Edges and Powers in there, for those who are really paying attention.

In other business: Mustache Force is taking shape and should be coming out soonish and I'll probably have another Failship entry here before too long.  I've also been coming up with some ideas for an article about my favorite Avenger...  We'll see what comes of that.